To all my CoffeeCup friends,
Because I want to wish you all a happy and most importantly safe Holiday Season, I would like to share a personal experience with you about drinking and driving. Some of you probably have had brushes with the authorities on your way home from the occasional social event , especially during the holidays. A couple of nights ago I was out for an evening with friends, and had a couple of cocktails and some really fine red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the legal blood alcohol limit, I did something I’ve never done before. I took a cab home, and wouldn’t you know it on the way home I passed a police DUI road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it through. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise because I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it’s in my garage.
Have a safe Holiday.

Too funny,

Must try that next time. LoL

Merry Christmas
Guy

Go on tell the truth, you were so drunk, the dog drove you home

Bet he found the cab in a barking bay, or on a barking meter

Happy Holidays to a great Community of doers and givers

SINKING DOWN THE POUR

I HAD TWELVE BOTTLES OF WHISKY IN THE HOUSE, AND MY WIFE TOLD ME TO
EMPTY THE CONTENTS OF EACH BOTTLE IN THE SINK, OR ELSE; SO I PROCEEDED WITH THE UNPLEASANT TASK.

I WITHDREW THE CORK FROM THE FIRST BOTTLE AND POURED THE CONTENTS DOWN THE SINK, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ONE GLASS, WHICH I DRANK. I WITHDREW THE CORK FROM THE SECOND BOTTLE, AND DID LIKEWISE, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ONE GLASS, WHICH I DRANK. I WITHDREW THE CORK FROM THE THIRD BOTTLE AND POURED THE WHISKEY DOWN THE SINK, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ONE GLASS, WHICH I DRANK. I PULLED THE CORK FROM THE FOURTH SINK AND POURED THE BOTTLE DOWN THE GLASS, WHICH I DRANK. I PULLED THE BOTTLE FROM THE CORK OF THE NEXT AND DRANK THE SINK OUT OF IT, AND THREW THE REST DOWN THE GLASS, BOTTLED THE DRINK AND DRANK THE POUR.

WHEN I HAD EVERYTHING EMPTIED, I STEADIED THE HOUSE WITH ONE HAND, AND WITH THE OTHER FOUR HANDS, I COUNTED THE BOTTLES, CORKS, GLASSES, AND SINK, AND, AS THE HOUSE CAME BY, I COUNTED THEM AGAIN. I FINALLY HAD ALL THE HOUSES IN ONE BOTTLE, WHICH I DRANK.

I'M NOT HALF SO THINK AS YOU MIGHT DRUNK, BUT I FOOL SO FEELISH THAT THE DRUNKER I STAND HERE THE LONGER I GET.

WRITTEN BY: L.M.
SUBMITTED BY: GREG B.

lol funny guys, Happy Holidays Everyone!

Happy Holidays to everyone and wishing you all a happy and healthy 2013

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Happy Holidays guys, hope they are filled with joy and you are all safe.

Greg, hee hee heee, i love it

For those of you have never heard of Jasper Carrott

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPekxA8bScs

Merry times to one and all

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ONE AND TO ALL !!! Couple of hours to go here in the USA and it will be Christmas.

Funny reading !!